Moments...: Back…

Well, I decided to start posting again. It's been a long and crazy year and part of what I've learned this year is to not let other's insanity dictate what I do.

So...
I ran across this list of random thoughts and thought they were funny. My thought added in red

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear all your computer history if you die. Any takers?
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Admittedly, that doesn't happen very often here!! LOLOLOL
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. And why did our Sunday afternoon family naps end when the kids didn't want them anymore?? The parents still do!!
There is great need for a sarcasm font. Or bubble over heads of those speaking it. Definitely texting needs a different appearance for sarcasm.
How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I just tend to ball mine up and wrap them in the neatly folded flat sheet…which then makes the flat sheet look horrid too.

Was learning cursive really necessary? I do a hybrid, but I sure could have skipped the torture of perfect loops with perfect angles, something I never conquered anyway!!
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. True story. Start with Rte 55 or Rte 80. Everywhere I go needs one of the other!!
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. Or had their friends write stories…we'd be laughing at the obits.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. I thought I'd outgrow it with my kids being older, but NOOOOO
Bad decisions make good stories. Sometimes. Sometimes they just set you up for even more bad decisions…and heartbreak.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. I know when it will strike…about 5 minutes after I finish my tea and I'm no longer running on caffeine!!
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. I'm still holding on to my Beta's hoping they'll make a comeback!! LOL
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. Sooooo true!! LOLOLOL
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. I will machine wash it and drip dry. Or not buy it at all!! LOL
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I do wonder this…REALLY??? YOU JUST CALLED ME!!! WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOO?????
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. Or even worse, look good at home…and have no reason to even GO out!! Good hair days are meant to be shared!!
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. My old phone had a block the caller feature. Wish this one did.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well. I'll go so far as to say NEEEEDS a light!!
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. Or chocolate martini. Or sappy movie. I mean, we can be literalists here and say ALL kisses start with K, but you know that wasn't what they meant anyway!!